One day as Darth Maul, your friendly neighborhood
Syth, was riding on his Bantha through the swamps of Dagobar, he fell
into an ambush...
...of the tennis playing penguin Buba Fitt. Darth Maul
dismounted instantly and faced the penguin in a spectacular "light
sabre vs. tennis racket" duel.
But the force wasn't with them, and the battle lasted
longer than planned. At last, Darth Maul was fed up and attempted to
reveal a dark secret to the penguin...
"I know all along!" said the penguin, "You're my Dad, right?"
"No," replied Darth Maul, "I am Saint Martin!". And so
he took his cloak, cut it in two with his light sabre, and gave half of
it to the penguin.
By that gesture, the penguin was deeply ashamed. He
renounced all evil, joined Darth Maul, and so they rode united into the
sunset.
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