After he avanged Darth Maul's death and flattened
Jabba the Hutt, the little, brave battle droid found himself encircled
by a bunch of Ewoks from the planet Endor.
After a long fight, when the situation seemed
hopeless, suddenly the spirit of Darth Maul floated along. "Meep beep
boink?" wondered the exhausted droid. But the spirit of Darth Maul
restored him with words of wisdom. "Trust the forrrrr....
....rrrrraaaaaaAAAAARGH!!!" screamed the spirit of
Darth Maul because the spirit of Jabba the Hutt was suddenly there,
too, and now ate the spirit of Darth Maul. The positive about the issue
was that the advice "Trust the force!", which the spirit of Darth Maul
actually wanted to give, wouldn't have helped the droid anyway.
Because the droid wasn't a Jedi and therefore didn't
know what to do with the force and all other Jedi stuff. And so he was
defeated by the nasty Ewoks.
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